This was posted on makeupalley.com, the convo took place on Tinder

It’s like he got sidetracked for a second by the possibility of actual human connection.

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
  • confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Fight the Vacuumarchy!
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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

    confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

    Fight the Vacuumarchy!

    Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

    In one of the oldest surviving pieces of film footage, shot in 1897, Auguste Lumière freaks out at a playground.

    In one of the oldest surviving pieces of film footage, shot in 1897, Auguste Lumière freaks out at a playground.

    "Things make sense when you’re all liquored up."
    Joel Robinson (episode 402, The Giant Gila Monster)
    concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

I don’t know what’s going on here but that cat looks determined as fuck.

    concepthuman:

    We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

    I don’t know what’s going on here but that cat looks determined as fuck.

    pricklylegs:

Captains attending the class ‘How not to run your ships aground 101’.

    pricklylegs:

    Captains attending the class ‘How not to run your ships aground 101’.

    ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

    ejacutastic:

    kill the imposter